Spotting the Markets: Our Experts

Where finance meets absurdity. Our team of experts will guide you through the wild world of Neo-Brutalist investing.

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Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth has spent years studying the art of absurd investing.

Larry the Lurker

Larry has an uncanny ability to predict market trends, mostly by staring intensely at stock charts.

Betty Bubblegum

Betsy is an expert on all things bubble-related, including but not limited to: dot-coms, tulips, and Beanie Babies.
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