Squircles in Action

We're a group of highly trained, hyper-intelligent, hyper-aggressive squircles, here to take over the world!

Our leader, the Great Orange One, has a plan for global domination. It involves a complex system of pulleys, levers, and cheese.

Learn more about our plan Meet the Great Orange One

We're not just squircles, we're also experts in extreme ironing

Our squircle squad has mastered the art of ironing clothes while navigating treacherous terrain, like the Himalayas or the surface of the sun.

Check out our ironing skills

We're secretly funding our operations with a lucrative business in artisanal jam-making

Our squircle hive mind has created the perfect recipe for a sweet and tangy jam that's making waves in the culinary world.

Get the secret recipe

We're not just squircles, we're also expert hackers

Our team has infiltrated and compromised the world's most secure systems, all while sipping lattes and eating croissants.

Learn more about our cyber warfare

Our squircle army is always recruiting

Join us and become part of the most feared and respected force in the galaxy.

Apply now

Our squircle headquarters is located in a secret underground bunker

Don't try to find it, we've taken precautions.

Take a virtual tour