Stapler Ninja's Hardware

Welcome, fellow stapler enthusiast! I'm the one and only Stapler Ninja, here to bring you the most extreme, the most ridiculous, the most utterly useless hardware on the market.

My arsenal consists of:

• Stapler Ninja 9000 - The world's most overpowered stapler
• Stapler Ninja Squirtle - The stapler that doubles as a miniature water gun
• Stapler Ninja 3000 Pro - The stapler that's almost as good as the 9000, but not quite as good as the 9000
• Stapler Ninja Surge - The stapler with a built-in espresso machine

Don't even get me started on the Extra Large Stapler Hands...