ประกStapler-phobia Recovery Storytelling

Are you tired of being stuck in a world of stapler-induced anxiety? Do you dream of being able to walk past a stapler without breaking out in hives?

We're here to help. The Stapler-phobia Recovery Support Group is a judgement-free zone where you can share your stapler-phobic stories, and learn coping strategies from others.

Our expert team of certified stapler-phobists will guide you through a variety of exercises, including:

Stapler-avoidance techniques

Stapler-replacement therapy (using paper clips)

Group therapy sessions with other stapler-phobists

Join us today and start your journey towards a life free of stapler-induced stress!

Meet the Team:

Dr. Emily Stapler-phobista, Ph.D. - Our fearless leader and prophets of stapler avoidance.

prophets of stapler-replacement, Dr. John Clipper.

And our resident stapler-phobic IT expert, Mr. Bob Glue.

Learn more about our team's storied past with staplers. What is Stapler-phobia? A primer. Our comprehensive 30-day recovery plan.