Stapler Snipers: The Silent but Lethal Assassins

Meet the Stapler Snipers, the secret society of stapler-wielding assassins.

With their trusty stapler by their side, they take out targets with precision and finesse.

But beware, for they are not to be trifled with. Their staples are sharp, their aim is true, and their sense of humor is... well, non-existent.

Notable Stapler Sniper Missions

• Operation: Staple-Gate (1987)
• The Stapler Sniper's Revenge (1995)
• The Great Stapler Uprising (2001)

For more information, visit our subpages:

• Stapler Snipers as Accountants: The Financially Savvy Assassins
• Stapler Snipers as Santas: The Gift-Giving Assassins

Our Stapler Snipers

• John "The Stapler" Stapleton - Team Leader
• Jane "The Staplerina" Stapleton - Deputy Team Leader
• Mike "The Staplerino" Stapleton - Rookie Sniper

Join the Stapler Snipers Today!

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Or, if you're feeling extra bold, join us for a day of stapler-filled fun:

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