STEVE URKEL'S RETIREMENT RECIPES!

From the Desk of the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known.

Steve's Famous 'Got Any Cheese?' Goulash

For the ultimate comfort food, you need a dash of genius. This recipe serves 6-8 Urkel-ites.

Get the full recipe for 'Urkel's Unbeatable Soup'

Steve's Secret to a Life of Leisure

A recipe for the perfect retirement plan: 1 part golf, 2 parts Netflix, 3 parts napping.

Learn the Urkel way of napping, advanced.

Steve's Retirement Bucket List

A list of things to do before Steve Urkel's golden years are truly golden.

Plan a Urkel family vacation to the moon!