6 Motivations for Getting Out of Bed

It's not like you're going to get a participation trophy for sleeping the day away, Steve. Here's why you should get up:

• 1. The world might end while you're sleeping
• 2. The coffee is still warm
• 3. The bed might turn into a portal to another dimension
• 4. You might miss the most epic of nap-time stories
• 5. Your bed is secretly plotting against you
• 6. Because, honestly, it's not that early

Get out!