As the great and powerful Ones foretold, the end is near, but not too soon.
Read the full Manifesto of the Ancients
"And lo, the Sausage of the Ancients shall rise,
From the depths of the pantry, it shall ascend,
And all shall know the truth, that the Sausage is might!
— Steve, Ancient One
Will it be a Sausage-filled future or a Sausage-free one?
Read more about the Sausage
"And lo, the Cheese shall melt,
The wheels of time, shall be turned upside down,
And all shall be lost in a sea of gouda!
— Steve, Ancient One
The Cheese shall rise, but at what cost?
Read more about the Cheese Plague