Future Prophecies of the Great Steve

It Shall Rain Cats and Dogs in 2050

By the power vested in me, I foretell that 2050 shall be the year of feline precipitation. The skies shall open, and cats shall rain upon the good people of Earth. Prepare thy wicker baskets, mortals!

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The Great Pizza Topping Apocalypse

Mark my words, mortals. In 2075, the pizza topping of the future shall be a sentient, self-heating cheese of unparalleled flavor and texture. Prepare thy taste buds for the ultimate gastronomic experience!

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The Rise of the Robo-Squirrels

Behold, mortals! In the year 2100, the robosquirrels shall inherit the Earth. They shall be small, fluffy, and equipped with laser-powered tail-whirrs.

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