Binge-Watching prophets of old

The 7 prophets of the binge-watching apocalypse

1. The "one episode per day" prophet: "For the sake of productivity, I shall watch 1 episode per day. My social life will be sacrificed, but I shall not be swayed."

Learn the technique

2. The "buddy-system" prophet: "I shall find a friend to suffer through the pain of prophets together."

Join a binge-watching cult

3. The "no-plot-plot-plot" prophet: "I shall ignore the plot and focus on the pretty colors and explosions."

Binge on eye candy

4. The "binge-then-sleep" prophet: "I shall watch until I am exhausted, then sleep for 4 hours and repeat."

The sleep-deprivation technique

5. The "no-device-no-problem" prophet: "I shall watch on my TV, where the image quality is as smooth as my sanity."

Watch on the big screen

6. The "rewatch-reality" prophet: "I shall watch the same episodes over and over,ประก I'm a glutton for punishment."

The rewatching ritual

7. The "binge-and-forget" prophet: "I shall watch until I forget what I'm watching, and what I'm doing with my life."

The ultimate in binge-watching ประก

May the odds be ever in your favor... of binge-watching.