Are you tired of getting things done on time? Do you dream of pulling off the ultimate last-minute coup? Look no further! Our expert team of procrastinators has compiled the ultimate guide to getting it done... almost done...
Here's a quick rundown of our top strategies:
- 1. Sleeping on it: Let the universe decide the fate of your project. It's like letting the muse strike, but with more coffee.
- 2. Just one more minute: The classic. It never gets old.
- 3. Tomorrow: The art of delay-tactic mastery.
- 4. Pretending to work: The delicate balance between productivity and productivity theater.
- 5. Just getting it done: The art of embracing the messy, the unpolished, and the potentially regretful.
Remember, the key to last-minute motivation is to never, ever, under any circumstances, actually get anything done on time.