Our purpose is to exist. Yes, that's right. We're here, and we're not going anywhere.
Chairperson: Bob Smith, Local Guy Who Has a Lawn
Motto: We're not really doing anything, but we're trying.
Meet our members:
Meetings are a real treat. We have them once a month in the conference room with the broken chair.
Our budget is a closely guarded secret, but we think it's around 0.00 dollars. We're not really sure.