Q: What even is this?
Our subscription service is a mystery box that we'll send you a random collection of things you probably don't need. You'll never know what it is until you open the box, but trust us, it'll be exciting!
Q: How much will it cost me?
We charge an arm and a leg for our subscription. Like, literally. Both of them. You might want to sell your house and your firstborn to afford it, but don't worry, it's worth it.
Q: What if I don't like what's in the box?
We won't be mad at you. We'll just send you another box. And another. And another. You'll never stop getting boxes. We're like that.
Q: Can I cancel my subscription?
Ha! You think you can just cancel on us? We're like a cult, but not that kind of cult. More like a... subscription cult. Yeah, that's it. You can try, but we'll just send you another box. And another. And another...
Q: How do I contact customer service?
Don't bother. We're not really here to help.