Sudden Appearances of a Paranoid Theory

Warning: this page may cause excessive anxiety in sensitive individuals. Reader discretion is advised.

Our theory, which we've dubbed "SuddenAp", suggests that inanimate objects may be secretly plotting against you.

Case Files

Paranoid Support Group

Join our community of fellow sufferers of SuddenAp. Share your experiences, seek advice, and bask in the collective paranoia of the group.

Meetings held every Thursday at 6:00 PM EST. Location: The old abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main. (Don't worry, it's not as abandoned as it sounds.)