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Welcome to the Surprise Page

On this page, the surprises will be a real treat. You will be shocked. You will be amazed. You will be confused.

Surprise 1: You have 6 hours left on your phone plan Surprise 2: A chicken has escaped the local farm and is now on the loose Surprise 3: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is 42... no wait, that's not here

Don't forget to check back for more surprises! They might just surprise you!

A picture of a chicken wearing a tutu