taco-sauce-recipes: The Secret Recipe for World Domination

Warning: This is the most closely guarded secret in the land of tacos.

But you, dear reader, have managed to infiltrate our operation and obtain the coveted recipe for our legendary taco sauce. Congratulations.

As the leader of the Taco Resistance, I can confirm that this recipe is the key to unlocking the secrets of the perfect taco.

The ingredients:

• 1 cup of high-quality mayonnaise
• 1/2 cup of ketchup
• 1/4 cup of lime juice
• 1/4 cup of water
• 1 tablespoon of cumin
• 1 teaspoon of paprika
• 1/2 teaspoon of garlic powder
• 1/2 teaspoon of onion powder
• 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon of salt
• 1/4 teaspoon of black pepper

The instructions:

1. Combine all the ingredients in a bowl and stir until smooth.
2. Heat the mixture over a flame until it reaches your desired consistency.
3. Strain the mixture through a cheesecloth or a fine-mesh sieve to remove any lumps.
4. Serve over tacos, garnished with a dash of pride and a sprinkle of rebellion.

Side effects of using this recipe may include:

• Excessive use of the recipe may lead to spontaneous outbursts of joy.
• May cause users to become overly attached to their kitchen utensils.
• May result in an increased desire for tacos.

Hyperlinks:

Get the secret ingredients for Secret Recipe Part 2, where we add a pinch of magic

Or, for the advanced users, get the Secret Recipe Part 3, where we add a dash of despair and regret

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