It's like trying to silence a screaming child in a library, but with more radiation.
Or like trying to quiet a pack of wild animals, but with more notifications.
Or like trying to still the sea, but with more likes, comments, and shares.
It's a Sisyphean task, a never-ending battle against the tide of modernity.
But I'll keep fighting, for the sake of my sanity, and for the sake of my eardrums.
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