Shh, not during the movie! I'm trying to tell you the plot summary.

I mean, have you seen the hero's backstory? It's all about their childhood trauma and how it led them to become a skilled ninja.

But seriously, can you just keep it down? I'm trying to enjoy the 3D action sequences.

Oh, and by the way, the villain's lair is actually just a really nice house. I've seen better decor in a IKEA showroom.

The Villain's Lair is Actually Just a Nice House