Multitasking Mastery: The Art of Doing Many Things at Once, Poorly
Learn the secrets of juggling multiple tasks with all the skill and finesse of a drunk clown at a birthday party.
Our experts will guide you through the process of:
- Opening multiple tabs on your browser at once, but not really looking at any of them.
- Playing video games while pretending to be productive on your "real work".
- Texting your friends while simultaneously trying to cook dinner.
- Making excuses for why you can't get anything done.
Don't just be a multitasking master, be a tard-tasking master.