Welcome to the esteemed institution of Fueled Fisticuffs, where the art of tea-fueled brawling has been refined to a fine science.
Our experts in the field of tea-fueled combat have perfected the ancient art of throwing a well-timed cup of steaming hot tea at an opponent, rendering them helpless against the sheer force of your scalding brew.
Learn the secrets of our masters in the Advanced Tea-Fu program, or test your mettle in our Tea-Fueled Brawling Championships.
Or, if you're just looking for a good laugh, visit our Tea-Fueled Brawling Bloopers page, where our students' attempts at tea-fueled combat are lovingly compiled for your entertainment.
Remember, at Fueled Fisticuffs, we're not just teaching you how to throw a mean cup of tea – we're teaching you how to throw your opponent.
