Bob "The Glue" Jenkins
Our resident "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" expert. Bob is the glue that holds this team together.
Team Manager (in his dreams)
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Sally "The Scapegoat" Smith
When things go wrong, we blame Sally. She's like a magnet for blame.
Head of Blame Distribution
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John "The IT Guy" Doe
John is the master of the ancient art of "I'll look into it, but no promises."
IT Wizard (mostly)
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Jane "The Coffee Lady" Doe
Jane keeps us fueled and functioning with her legendary coffee-making skills.
Head of Coffee (it's a real job)
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