John The Jester is our beloved leader, known for his cunning pranks and clever escapades. His expertise in chaos theory has led our organization to greatness, or at least, to a series of mildly impressive accomplishments.
When not busy leading our merry band of thieves, John enjoys long walks in the park, eating Cheetos, and playing the trombone.
He is the author of "The Art of Being A Jester," a 500-page tome on advanced juggling, pranking, and general mischief. His book has been praised by critics and readers alike, with one reviewer saying, "I read it cover to cover, but then I had to be poked with a stick to get me to read it."