Active Listening: The Art of Not Losing Your Mind

Active listening is a delicate balance of attentiveness and emotional detachment. It's like being a ninja, but instead of throwing stars, you throw empathy.

Here are some techniques to help you achieve this state of being:

1. The "I'm Not Listening" Face

Develop a look that says, "Yes, I'm fully engaged, but also, I'm secretly counting the seconds until I can use the bathroom."

2. Paraphrasing the Boring Parts

2. Paraphrasing the Boring Parts

Repeat back everything your friend says, but with a dash of creativity and a pinch of boredom.

3. Asking the Obvious Question

3. Asking the Obvious Question

A question so obvious, it's almost not a question at all. Like, "So, you're saying it's a good idea?"

4. Pretending to Remember

4. Pretending to Remember

Mention a detail that's not even true, and act like you just recalled it from a conversation that happened years ago.

5. Summarizing without Actually Reading

5. Summarizing without Actually Reading

A bold, sweeping statement that's only vaguely related to what you actually heard.