Burn and Bend Techniques

Mastering the Art of Sudden, Unpredictable Movement

A comprehensive guide to moving with reckless abandon.

Sudden, Unpredictable Movement

This is the art of moving at a pace that is simultaneously frantic and nonchalant. Like a jackrabbit in a hurry, but with more hair.

Speed Demon Techniques Unpredictability Theory

Burning the Floor

This is the act of traversing a room with reckless disregard for floor safety or decor. A true test of one's mettle.

Advanced Burning Techniques

Bending the Rules

This is the art of finding creative ways to bypass or circumvent the rules. A true master of the grey areas of the law.

Creative Loophunting