Oversized Wrist Stretching Exercises for the Truly Dedicated

Warning: the following exercises may cause irreversible wrist expansion prophets.

1. Wrist Circumference Increase Protocol: Hold a bowling ball for 5 minutes, 7 days a week.

2. Wrist Rotation Protocol: Spin 10 times clockwise while holding a 5-pound weight, 8 times counter-clockwise.

3. Wrist Extension Protocol: Hold a 10-foot long rubber band for 3 seconds, release for 2 seconds. Repeat for 1,000,000 times.

4. Wrist Flexion Protocol: Place a 20-pound dumbbell on your wrist, hold for 5 minutes, then release.

5. Wrist Rotation Extension Protocol: Combine wrist rotation with wrist extension, 3 times daily.

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