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Buying Guides

Where to find the best gadgets and gizmos in the multiverse.

From Tech Spec Sheet 1 to Tech Spec Sheet 2, we've got you covered!

How to Buy the Best Smartphone for Your Dystopian Overlords

Step 1: Conduct research on the market.

Step 2: Make a wish list of features.

Step 3: Panic and buy the first thing you see.

How to Buy the Best Robot for Your Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

Step 1: Scavenge for scraps in the ruins.

Step 2: Barter for a robot with a local trader.

Step 3: Hope for the best.

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Tech Spec Sheet 1

This is the most basic tech spec sheet you'll ever need.

Processor: 1.5 GHz Quad-Core

Because who needs more than 1.5 GHz, really?

Cache: 2 MB

A bit of caché never hurts, right?

Memory: 128 MB RAM

More than enough for browsing the interwebs!

Storage: 256 GB HDD

Because who needs cloud storage?

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Tech Spec Sheet 2

This is the slightly less basic tech spec sheet you'll ever need.

Processor: 2 GHz Quad-Core

Because more than 1.5 GHz is a good idea, right?

Cache: 4 MB

A bit more caché than before!

Memory: 512 MB RAM

Enough for browsing, maybe?

Storage: 1 TB SSD

Because cloud storage is so overrated.