Tentacled Optimism - A Philosophy of Cephalopod Existentialism

According to the Great Octopus Oracle, the key to true happiness lies not in the pursuit of individuality, but in embracing the tentacled collective.

Principles of Tentacled Optimism

1. Cephalopod Compassion - Empathize with the struggles of the octopus next door.
2. Tentacled Responsibility - Acknowledge the weight of your eight arms in the world.
3. Octo-Optimism - Find joy in the messy, suckery world we live in.