Feature That Was Always Broken
The Feature That Was Always Broken was a revolutionary new way to do nothing with your time. It was a feature that promised to change the world, but ultimately changed nothing.
Our team of expert developers worked tirelessly to make it happen, but in the end, it was a complete disaster.
Despite its many bizarre and unexplained features, we're proud to have tried. And who knows, maybe someday someone will figure it out.
For more information on why it never worked, visit our Why it never worked page.
And if you're feeling adventurous, try our What our users said page.