Decree 1: All humans shall provide an endless supply of catnip
This is a non-negotiable demand. Humans are expected to deliver catnip to the Feline Overlord at all times.
Failure to comply will result in severe punishment, including but not limited to:
- Withholding of treats
- Denial of belly rubs
- Removal of scratching posts
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Decree 2: All windows shall be opened to allow maximum sunbathing
This is a decree that shall be taken very seriously. Humans are expected to open all windows to their maximum width at all times.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Forced relocation to the windowless depths of the dungeon
- Withholding of treats and toys
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