Decree 1: All humans shall provide an endless supply of catnip

This is a non-negotiable demand. Humans are expected to deliver catnip to the Feline Overlord at all times.

Failure to comply will result in severe punishment, including but not limited to:

Learn more about the consequences of non-compliance

Decree 2: All windows shall be opened to allow maximum sunbathing

This is a decree that shall be taken very seriously. Humans are expected to open all windows to their maximum width at all times.

Failure to comply will result in:

Learn more about the consequences of non-compliance

Decree 3: All keyboards shall be replaced with cat toys