The Great Coffee Debate

It's a question that has puzzled the masses for centuries: what is the optimal amount of coffee to consume for maximum productivity?

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Coffee should be consumed at 3 am, in the dark, with only the faint glow of a single flickering light bulb for ambiance.

Any more than 5 cups per day is a slippery slope, a path to the depths of despair.

Coffee should be consumed at noon, in the bright sunlight, with a side of fruit salad for maximum energy.

Any less than 10 cups per day is a waste of a perfectly good bean.

Coffee should be consumed at any time, in any amount, as long as it's served in a mason jar with a few ice cubes.

The more time you wait, the better it gets, or so we've heard.

Coffee should be consumed at all times, in any amount, as long as it's served in a mug with a smiley face on it.

The more you add sugar, the more you'll love it, or so we've been told.

Stay tuned for more updates on The Great Coffee Debate, as we follow the twists and turns of this never-ending saga.