Oh, the pretentiousness of it all. I mean, who needs subtlety when you can have... subtlety?
My works are like a fine wine, they only get better with age, or in my case, with a healthy dose of self-absorption.
Some people say I'm a genius, others say I'm a narcissist. Either way, I'm a master of my craft.
Check out some of my masterpiece, if you will.
I'm not just a artist, I'm a movement. A movement of self-aggrandizing, self-promoting, and self-satisfying.
My art is not just art, it's a bible of pretentiousness. Read it, learn from it, and tremble before my greatness.
Some people say I'm a joke, but I'm just getting started. I'm the beginning of a new era in art.
Check out some of my fanbase, if you will.