Located in a cozy, cramped office with a faint scent of toner and desperation.
Specializing in:
Our services include:
Meet Bob, who came to us with stapler-induced trauma after 5 years of stapling.
We helped Bob overcome his fears and find a new sense of purpose in life. He now uses the stapler with confidence and precision, and even started a stapling club for other sufferers.
Dr. Emily E. Stapler has a Ph.D. in Stapling from the prestigious University of Stapling.
Her areas of expertise include:
Mr. Jack J. Stapler has a degree in Stapler Mechanics from the Stapler Institute of Technology.
His areas of expertise include:
Q: Do you have a stapler?
A: No, we're a therapy office, not a stationery store.
Q: Can you fix my stapler?
A: That's not our department.
Q: Will you stapler-ize me?
A: We'll try, but no promises.