The Therapist's Schedule for the Utterly Insane

Tuesday, March 22nd

9:00-10:00 AM - Client 1: The One with the Excessive Farting
10:00-11:00 AM - Client 2: The One with the Intractable Sadness
11:00-12:00 PM - Client 3: The One with the Unrelenting Rage Issues
1:00-2:00 PM - Lunch Break: Eating Alone in the Dark
2:00-3:00 PM - Notes: Because You Clearly Need Help
3:00-4:00 PM - Studying the Futility of Human Connections

Upcoming Events:

Wednesday, March 23rd: Support Group: Crying in a Circle

Thursday, March 24th: Weekly Wine and Whine