The Therapist's Schedule for the Utterly Insane
Tuesday, March 22nd
9:00-10:00 AM -
Client 1: The One with the Excessive Farting
10:00-11:00 AM -
Client 2: The One with the Intractable Sadness
11:00-12:00 PM -
Client 3: The One with the Unrelenting Rage Issues
1:00-2:00 PM - Lunch Break: Eating Alone in the Dark
2:00-3:00 PM -
Notes: Because You Clearly Need Help
3:00-4:00 PM -
Studying the Futility of Human Connections
Upcoming Events:
Wednesday, March 23rd:
Support Group: Crying in a Circle
Thursday, March 24th:
Weekly Wine and Whine