Energy Efficiency: Because Who Needs Savings?
Do you really care about saving energy? Because, honestly, who needs money or the environment?
Consider the following:
- Wattage: More is more, right?
- Energy Star: Because it's not like it's going to make a difference or anything.
- Smart Grid: For all your smart, grid-related needs.
Or, just buy the one that looks pretty.
Compatibility Issues: Will it Work with Your Cat?
Let's face it, your cat is the real ruler of the house. Will it work with their delicate sensibilities?
Consider the following:
- Cat-Friendly Design: Because your cat's feelings are all that matter.
- Whisker-Safe Materials: Because, well, cat hair is a thing.
- Automatic Cat Feeder: Because, let's be real, your cat is the real boss.
Smart Features: Because Who Doesn't Want to be Controlled?
You want to be connected, controlled, and monitored, don't you?
Consider the following:
- Smartphone App: Because who needs a phone when you have a thermostat?
- Remote Control: Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to be home.
- Geolocation: Because who needs a house with a thermostat when you can have a world with a thermostat?