Advanced Throwing Techniques for the Discerning Pro

For the truly exceptional among you, we have curated a collection of advanced throwing techniques that will make you the envy of your peers.

1. The Triple-Handed Throw

A technique so advanced, it requires three hands. Yes, you read that right. Three hands. It's a real game-changer.

• Learn the secrets of this mystical technique.

2. The Spin Cycle

A technique that defies gravity and common sense, making it perfect for that one cousin who still thinks they're above the law.

• An in-depth look at the physics of this phenomenon.

3. The Overhead Smash

A technique so brutal, it requires a Hazmat suit and a firehose.

• Practice makes perfect, but you might need some therapy afterwards.

Because sometimes, you need to throw your therapist.