Welcome to ToasterGate, the scandal that's been burning up the breakfast scene.
It all started when our toaster, Bertrum the Unfortunate, started spitting out burnt offerings instead of toast.
Burnt Toaster Science: The Tragic Tale of Bertrum's Inferno Toasters ToasterGate Investigation: A Deep Dive into the Crumby Affairs of ToasterGateWe're still gathering evidence, but it looks like ToasterGate may have been the result of a rogue batch of toasting settings...
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: don't trust the toasters, folks!