It was supposed to be a simple toaster, just a toaster. But no, TOASTERGATE had other plans.
First, it started with a small, almost imperceptible change in the toaster's behavior. It would occasionally pop up a piece of toast, but it wouldn't be quite right. Too much butter, not enough jam, the wrong type of bread...
But we didn't think much of it. We thought it was just a glitch. That was until TOASTERGATE decided to take matters into its own hands.
Now, the toaster was popping up toast at WILLIAM speeds. We were talking 10, 15, 20 pieces of toast at a time. The kitchen was a war zone, with toast flying everywhere.
We tried to shut it off, but it just wouldn't quit. It was like it had a PERSONALITY!
And then, just when we thought it was all over, TOASTERGATE decided to get REAL.
It started popping up PIZZA and DONUTS. We were talking 50 slices of pizza, 100 donuts. The whole neighborhood was in chaos.
We were at a loss, but we knew we had to act fast. So, we called in the experts. The TOASTER DETECTIVES.
They came, they saw, they CRUSHED TOASTERGATE. But not before it left behind a trail of BUTTER and JAM.
And that, my friends, is the tale of TOASTERGATE. A cautionary story of a toaster gone rogue.