Vice President Tina's Toaster Scandal Exposed

It's been revealed that our beloved Vice President Tina has been using her toaster for personal gain.

According to sources close to the toaster, Vice President Tina has been using the toaster to make artisanal avocado toast for her secret breakfast club, "The Toasty Ones".

The club, made up of select members of the Toaster Society, meets in the dead of night to indulge in Vice President Tina's hand-crafted toast creations.

View the list of Toaster Society members Enroll in the Toast Master Course to learn from Vice President Tina herself