Welcome to the Toastergate theories page, where we dive into the uncharted waters of the Toastergate conspiracy.
Here, you'll find our latest and greatest theories on the matter, ranging from the plausible to the completely absurd.
Our first theory suggests that Toastergate was always a government operation from the get-go. It was a test, folks. A test of the American public's gullibility.
Our second theory proposes that the Toaster was not just a toaster, but a nexus point in the fabric of space-time itself.
Read more about the Toaster-Time-Space Continuum
In this theory, the Toaster was not just a household appliance, but a doorway to another dimension, a realm of infinite toasting possibilities.
Discover the Toaster Dimension
And finally, our most boring theory: there's actually no Toastergate at all. Just a bunch of people being dramatic.