ToasterGate: The Scandalmongering Toaster Scandal
A Brief History
It all started on a fateful morning in 1987, when a toaster in the break room of a small office building began to malfunction.
At first, it was just a minor annoyance, but as the days went by, the toaster's erratic behavior escalated into a full-blown scandal.
Co-workers were forced to evacuate the break room, and a makeshift repair shop was set up in the parking lot.
The toaster's owner, a reclusive janitor named Joe, was nowhere to be found.
Some say he was seen fleeing the scene, muttering something about "it's not my toaster."
Read the full investigation report
