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Welcome to the Prophet of Despair, where the gift of foresight is not just a gift, but a necessity in a world that's increasingly unpredictable.

We offer a range of services to help you navigate the treacherous waters of time:

Love Prophecies: Because who needs Tinder?

Financial Futures: Because your accountant can't predict the future (but we can!)

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