In a world where hearts beat like drums and minds are made of mush,
You shall find me, the Great and Powerful Oracle of Love.
With a flick of my wrist and a whisper in your ear,
I shall reveal the secrets of the universe and the mysteries of your heart.
But first, you must answer my questions:
What is the meaning of love?
Is it a fleeting feeling or a permanent fixture?
Does it conquer all, or does it conquer nothing?
Or is it simply a myth, a fairy tale, a fantasy?
Answer these questions, and I, the Great and Powerful Oracle,
shall reveal the prophecy of love, hidden within the fabric of time.