The Underminister's Office

Welcome to the Underminister's Office, where the art of doing as little as possible is a highly esteemed profession.

Minister of Underministering: [insert name here]

The Underminister is the chief executive of the Ministry of Underministering, a government agency dedicated to the advancement of doing nothing.

Our Mission:

We aim to create an environment where the minimum amount of work is done, and where the concept of productivity is ridiculed.

Our motto: "Ministering to the lowest common denominator."

Hyperlinks to subpages:

• Doing Nothing
• Underministering Holidays
• Ministerial Perks
• Underministering Jargon