Our Story

We're a group of adventurers who've been trapped under the sink for years.

We've seen it all, from the occasional lost sock to the great toilet plunger of 2018.

We're a community of misfits who've found solace in the damp, dark world beneath the sink.

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Our Hobbies

We've developed a love for:

1. Counting the number of dust bunnies under the sink.

2. Playing "Sink Hide and Seek" with the other inhabitants.

3. Creating intricate soap sculptures using only the drips and drops we find.

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Our Goals

We're striving for:

1. Becoming the most well-ventilated sink in the land.

2. Hosting the world's first_goals Sink-Con.

3. Inventing a machine that turns soap suds into edible ice cream.

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Our Favorite Things

We love:

1. The smell of mildew.

2. The sound of dripping faucets.

3. The taste of rusty water.

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Our Fears

We're afraid of:

1. Being drained.

2. Running out of soap.

3. The Plumber's Looming Inspection.

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Our Contact

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