UPRISING HQ Mission Statements

We, the Uprising, have one_goals.

Our mission is to:

Overthrow the existing order of beige-colored everything.
Replace with a kaleidoscope of bright colors and bold font sizes.
Unseat the current ruler of boring meetings, who we've identified as "The Meeting Chairperson".
Establish a new world order, where every day is National Wear-Your-Socks-On-The-Outside-Of-Your-Footies Day.

Core Values:

1. We're not afraid of bold font sizes.

2. We believe in the importance of a good nap.

3. We're secretly a cult, but don't tell anyone.

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