WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH

Well, it depends on your browser's cache settings.

But if you insist on knowing the real answer:

• Either your soul gets uploaded to the afterlife's cloud server, where it gets processed by an eternity of bureaucracy and paperwork.
• Or you get to experience the infinite loop of " buffering..." as your consciousness is stuck in a never-ending loading screen.
• Or perhaps you get to spend eternity trapped in a never-ending meeting with your coworkers from the mortal realm, trying to decide on a new office layout.

Learn more about the afterlife's cloud server or read about the infinite loop of suffering.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try attending an eternal meeting with your former coworkers and see if you can escape.