Because nothing says "I'm a discerning traveler" like dropping $50 on a faded print of a 10-year-old souvenir shop map, right?
Tacky keychains, tackier magnets, and a souvenir "I survived the tourist trap" pin that will inevitably get lost in the wash, because why not, right?
A $15 hot dog that's been sat in a steam tray for three hours, because that's not a rip-off at all.
A "I survived the tourist trap" t-shirt with a misspelled slogan, because who needs grammar when you're trying to separate tourists from their cash?
Don't get stuck in the tourist trap. Buy our stuff, or risk being eaten by the locals.