Listen, we know you think you're some kind of high schooler with a script kiddie's dream, but trust us, the thrill of the hack is short-lived. You'll either get caught and face a life of orange jumpsuits and bland institutional food or you'll end up in a world where the only thing you can do is play "I Spy with my keyboard and mouse" in a crowded datacenter.
Plus, all that pent-up anger and frustration? That's what we call a better spent on therapy sessions and a nice cup of coffee. Don't waste your time trying to break into our system, because we're not even sure what the point is.