Stapler-Phobia: The Unrelenting Fear of Office Supplies

Stapler-phobia, or stapler anxiety disorder, is a real and debilitating condition where individuals experience an intense fear of staplers. Symptoms include:

Excessive sweating in the vicinity of staplers
Fear of being stapled by an outstretched stapler
Aversion to any object with a pointed metal tip

Don't be ashamed, friend! You're not alone. There are others who suffer from this condition. Therapies for Stapler-Phobics can help you cope.

A stapler in the distance, looming over a trembling individual

For those who want to take it to the next level, we have Stapler-phobia Support Groups available. Join forces with others who understand your plight.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Stapler-phobia Recovery Storytelling sessions, where you can share your experiences with others in a safe and non-judgmental environment.

And remember, you're not alone. Why We Made This Website will shed some light on the motivations behind this peculiar project.