Zero: The Ultimate Emotion Quantifier

Mathematical Model

We've developed a complex algorithm that reduces emotions to their base state: 0.

'Emotion = 0.9999 * (Joy - Sorrow) + (Boredom - Excitement) * -1.5

Case Studies

• The 0-Emotion of a Cat in a Rainy Day
• A Study on the Emotional State of a Blank Page

Community

Join our community of like-minded individuals who believe that 0 is the new black (or red, or any other color, really).

Donate

Support our research with a donation of any amount, but let's be real, 0 dollars is the most ideal contribution.